chunt

A pussy that is fat and greasy like a female version of "chode"

Sam has a chunt dude!

by Madrox December 14, 2008

Counter-productive

1)When you are doing something productive or being productive near a counter or a counter-like surface.

Objects can also be counter productive, as in shelves or knife-holders.

2)When you are productive near something that has counting abilities or data-collecting abilities.

Contrary to popular belief, this does not have a negative connotation.

That organizer Ned bought from the store was very counter-productive!

Mary, you are so counter-productive in the kitchen with your excellent cooking!

The scientists are very counter-productive with that machine that records data by counting each trial!

by BearsHugMe June 15, 2011

chunt

Chunt is cunt munt, that is, any discharge from the vagina.

She pulled out her tampon and chunt went everywhere!

I fucked her and there was chunt on my cock!

by philandeddy February 6, 2009

Egg counter

Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.

Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"

Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"

next day

Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"

Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010

clunt

A blunt with added cocaine.

He was rolling a clunt to smoke..

by friedman March 11, 2003

counter-mohsenation

the natural decrease of mohsenie (pl) living in one and one third square miles. also see mohsenation.

the milatary have had a great effect on the rate of counter-mohsenation in this area.

by tom-o! May 6, 2003