Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.

The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

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Zen-Carting

Zen Carting: An emotional coping technique where individuals immerse themselves in the online shopping experience, meticulously selecting items and adding them to their virtual carts, not with the primary intention of purchasing, but rather to achieve a sense of calm, mindfulness, and temporary escape from the stresses of daily life. Much like the Zen practice emphasizes simplicity, awareness, and focus on the present moment, 'Zen Carting' allows individuals to find a momentary respite by engaging in a focused and familiar activity, providing therapeutic relief without the financial implications of actual purchasing.

After work I did some Zen-Carting to relax and get control back of my day!

by GillilyPad August 16, 2023

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Playboi Carti

"ayosasawodemuga
ayosasawodemubla
ayosasayayayayaya
tomale
tomai"
-Jordan Carter, "Flatbed Freestyle"

Person 1: Yo you heard Playboi Carti's flatbed Freestyle?
Person 2: Man he ain't even saying real words in that song

by CartierV3 September 23, 2023

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Playboi Carti

A rapper who may finally drop

Person 1 : Playboi Carti is the most influential artist of this generation.
Person 2 : Hop off his meat.

by snor3 December 9, 2023

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The Cortina Scale

Much like the Richter scale which is a measure of the strength of earthquakes. The Cortina scale is used in the measuring of farts. The scale goes from 1 to 10 with 1 being not stinky to 10 being the stinkiest toot ever created. If one does not throw up it cannot be considered a 10.

That toot was an absolute room clearer. It must have been atheist a 7.2 on the Cortina Scale

by StoneColdET2024 March 28, 2024

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