smurf cum

Smurf cum, is the cum of smurfs. It's a rainbow full of colors from crimson to violet. It tastes like skittles and leaves a wonderful smell behind.

Boy 1: "I heard Laura blew a smurf."
Boy 2: "So thats why her hair looks like a rainbow threw up on her head."
Girl 1: "She told me smurf cum tastes like skittles."

by smurfness.love August 6, 2014

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Cum Rag

A Rag used constantly to clean up Cum after beating off a Penis

Tim used his Cum Rag to clean up his jizz after accidently dripping some on the table.

by LL Jonsey January 17, 2009

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Cum Vampire or Cum-vampire

1) a woman who sucks cum out of a cock like a vampire drinking blood.

2) a woman who sucks cock with great enthusiasm

3) a woman who sucks cock with the express purpose of receiving a mouth cum of cum.

1) "She's a real cum vampire when she sucks"

2) "My wife was a cum vampire last night!"

3) "I'm a cum vampire- I can't seem to get enough!"

by marriedct May 19, 2008

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cum pie

when a guy cums in a girl or guy's ass and that action when that person farts out the cum cuasing it to squirt out of that person's ass

watch out when you cum pie hoe! it almost got on my feet.

by gage k April 10, 2005

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Cum Pirate

A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face than their counterparts during a cumshot style ejaculation.

"That little Cum Pirate took it all, and I was looking forward to this all weekend!"

by Icky Ike April 4, 2010

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