crooked

gay or gay like

he wont look at here because he's crooked

by vampyro February 24, 2003

dane cook

Dane Cook is a comedian that got hit in the FACE!!!! watch his material and you will know what i am talking about

"the tire hunted Mary down... it jumped up, and hit her in the FACE!!!"

-Dane Cook

by eboyd32 June 25, 2007

crooks job

when someone jerks you off to the left with tobasco sauce so you could get the burning sensation a ginger with a crooked dick gets when jerking off

a crooks job is when someone jerks you off to the left with tobasco sauce so you could get the burning sensation a ginger with a crooked dick gets when jerking off

by Yacuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub October 20, 2010

cook potatoes

To do exceeding well in something; to kick ass

After studying for hours, I am going to cook potatoes on that final exam tomorrow.

by Mr. Potatoe Head June 2, 2007

CookBook

Woman’s bible

that female forgot to bring her bible to work today #kicthenslave CookBook

by LmaoWomeneh? November 27, 2018

George Cook

A person who cannot admit when they are drunk even when it is obvious to everyone else.

Person 1: Billy is such a George Cook.
Person 2: I know everyone was drunk at that party I don't know why he can't admit to it.

by Fanboybob May 14, 2018