Cooties

A childhood affliction that is totally misunderstood by most children and adolescents. It is commonly thought that one does not want to acquire said affliction from members of the opposite sex, since boy cooties and girl cooties are not only incompatible but highly infectious. Surprisingly, it is typically found that the first individual in a social group to acquire cooties and survive will become legendary and one to be emulated.

"girl gots cooties...watchout!" or "boy cooties will make you blind!...and possibly pregnant"

by Orelse July 7, 2017

cooter sack

When a man or woman is hated . Usually for their unusualy ugly vagina sack or irregular dick sack

Man if you we're any uglier you'd be a cooter sack

by Wow it's already taken August 29, 2017

cooter clapper

When you make that cooter clap

Cooter clapper 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

by Cooterclapper October 18, 2017

Cooterus

The area right in between the cooter and uterus

He kicked her right in the cooterus

by Peetskeet November 15, 2017

cooter crusties

The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.

Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.

by Jmom82 November 29, 2017

Cooter hopper

When your flesh and blood sister won't take one for the team and make you rich and famous off a sex tape

My sister is a cooter hopper because she won't pull a Kim Kardashian and make me rich and famous by making a sex tape.

by B-Randy P December 2, 2017