Cookie Monstered

Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.

I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.

by DJ Starfleet July 17, 2011

Cookie Monster

This is the result of large breasted women who's nipples appear to be loaded into a bra with either one or both in the non forward facing position. The effect resembles the googly eyes of the muppet character Cookie Monster.

Dave "This girl is making me cross eyed"
John " Yeah, she's got cookie monster real bad"

by sparky347 July 24, 2011

Cookie Monster

To eat ass or pussy out with the same hunger and love as Cookie Monster does for cookies

Sam whispered in Neda's ear during a family dinner party "I wanna Cookie Monster your ass later... Uhm Uhm Uhm"

I ate her ass out while making the "uhm uhm uhm" noise and she called me Cookie Monster.

I Cookie Monster-ed her pussy

by CoolMude June 15, 2017

complex cookie

A differcult person to understand at times, one who wants you to understand that her yes maybe a no and her no maybe a yes

this expessions relates to lady who l know and try to understand and who l care about a lot

1/ do you fancy going out tonight... no she says
but means yes l do but its up to you to tell me

2/ shall l come round to tonight ... up to you she says .... you don,t your in shit big time

by Shag November 24, 2004

tickle-corkin

The act of using your tongue to tickle a males genitals whilst corking his anus with your fist.

He's walking like he just got a tickle-corkin.

by J3P0Y January 12, 2009

gloom cookie

This is a term which predates the comic book, and originally referred to people in the goth communities who were (like an Oreo) dark and spooky on the outside, but clean of the stereotypical gloomy gothic emotional core. As originally described, a gloom cookie individual is "not goth, but not not-a-goth."

I hang with the goths, but I'm more of a gloom cookie.

by Tonistist May 25, 2016

Itz Cookie

Is a very queer name. Is bad at video games. Has leas then 10k subs on youtube. Thinks he is cool. Gaz is a better name

Itz Cookie is a Youtuber

Itz Cookie is live

by VIPmanYT October 21, 2018