Complete fucking bum

A dude or ho that can't, or won't get a job. He who always has to ask his friends for money and favors. KNOWING DAMN WELL THE HE WON'T PAY SHIT BACK. Or AKA basically people that just lie and douche around to other people or their girlfriend.

John: Hey Vanessa, don't date that dickhead over there, he's a Complete fucking bum.

Vanessa: In what way is he a bum john?

John: Hey Vinnie, how's thing's going with this new girl your talking too?

Vinnie: Well, pretty decent, I ain't gonna hold, not as good as some others though.

Vanessa: I see what you mean by Complete fucking bum.

by Jt,yourfavoritebrooklynMF January 11, 2026

Thumb Complex A.S.S.

To Put ones thumb up ones ass. To be a gay male who engages in anal play. see andrew

Peter: Andrew! Get Your Thumb Out of Your Ass, you complex is acting up.

Andrew: What Complex? (goes back to sitting on thumb)

Peter, Wyatt, Matt: Your Thumb Complex A.S.S.

by Peter Longo December 31, 2007

Annihilator Complex

A phrase used to indicate when a male's cock is soo big, no women is physically able to capacitate the extreme size or thickness of the cock. Hence the name Annihilator, because any women attempting sex with a man with this sized cock is effectively "Annihilated"

"I lost my virginity, but with that I also lost the ability to ever have sex again" - Helen

"It's not worth having annihilator complex to give up sex, I must find bigger clunge" - Jake

by Classmantwo December 3, 2011

Gelo Complex

In psychology, a group of related, often repressed ideas and impulses that compel characteristic or habitual patterns of thought, feelings, and behavior.

Mostly used to describe an attitude of disappointment for things that do not meet up a certain expectation.

Person 1: The waiter's supposed to get it done, he had one job and he blew it.
Person 2: You're getting the gelo complex, I see.

by SAYKOLOGI August 21, 2013

kangaroo complex

a desire to have a female friend (the kangaroo) who fills the role of a nurturer, or mother figure
typically comforting beta males and under

1: john always hangs out with melissa, and she seems to act protectively toward him, I wonder if he has a kangaroo complex, and likes the nurturing attention and security

by treehouse December 30, 2014

neopolitan complex

Whether due to the fact that one with this condition inhabit territories north of the Mason Dixon, or simply is opinionated and cold blooded. One with a Neopolitan Complex prefers the order of a redhead, a blonde, and then a brunette when it comes to order of flavor. Those with a Neopolitan Complex will not deviate from this algorithm. So much to the fact that if the carpet does not match the drapes, they will immediately abstain and wait for the next flavor to come full circle.

Thor has such a Neopolitan Complex, he was with Ruby on Monday, Brooke on Tuesday, and when Brooke and Ruby came back together on Wednesday for a threesome, he passed and said “I’m good for now”.

by klosiN May 1, 2018