Canadian History

A "Canadian History" is the sexual act involving a hairy Canadian woman and a man. The man takes a bottle of maple syrup and a moose antler and engages in the sexual act of shaving the hairy Canadian woman. They then lie down on a Canadian flag in the snow and then the man uses a small plastic or rubber figurine of the Stanley Cup to masturbate the freshly shaven Canadian woman until she orgasms. This orgasm may then be bottled, food color added, and then sold as "Canadian Historical Maple Syrup".

After watching an episode of "The Cobert Report" on Comedy Central, Tom and Sarah engaged in some Canadian History.

by DMan3787 February 8, 2010

Canadian Moose

The act of hitting a moose with your car, then getting out and deficating on the corpse. Then proceeding to use the antlers as a dildo.

Did you hear that John Diefenbaker Canadian Moosed the other day?

by MehTheWaterBuffalo October 1, 2012

Canadian Power

The thing that does not exist. Canada is a failure, indescribably horrible. The place you want to go when you die so you freeze and your body is preserved forever because it is so cold. When one thinks of Canadian Power they fail, bad luck surrounds them and they lose their freedom.

Bob: "Yo what do you think about Canada"
Ron: "They aint nothing, got no Canadian Power"

by TrackieS#1 February 21, 2011

canadians

Those that reside in canadia doon't cha knoow?

"Look at all those hosers with their hocky jerseys and missing teeth." "Must be canadians."

by PirateGuy February 26, 2003

canadian bulldog

Its when u droppa duece on a ugly girls face and wipe in the poop with ur dirty butt cheeks.

Travis thought Breanna was so ugly so he gave her a canadian bulldog.

by Treydizzel 2 da frizzel February 9, 2008

Canadian Deep Fryer

The act in which a man deficates in a woman's mouth then precedes to jizz on top making a poutine like substance.

How does it taste baby? Canadian Deep Fryer, we deliver it fresh in your mouth.

by Super Amazing Dude April 27, 2009

canadian style (whacking off)

When you beat off with your hand the the opposite position as it would normally be. Your thumb is closest to the base. And your pinky is extended up into the air.

Ben decided to try canadian style after four hours when his arm began to cramp up.

by Metalideth April 16, 2003