Chive

Someone who is a mix between Chav and Gamer.

A Chive.

"Omg them fuckin` Chives stole my copy of WoW"

World or Warcraft for those of you who dont know ;

by McForelli January 12, 2008

CHINESE FIREDRILL

Any incident involving mass confusion, esp. involving a particularly large crowd. Basically, a bunch of people panicing when they really shouldn't be.

"Trying to evacuate the city before the hurricane hit was like a chinese fire drill; people were running everywhere."

by Telegram Sam April 26, 2003

The Chinese Virus

According to our dumb ass president it is called the Chinese virus.This virus is also known as COVID-19 or the Coronavirus.

Trump:people are suffering from the Chinese virus🦠

by F*ck me in the a** March 21, 2020

chinese ass hammer

Literally hammering a searing hot railroad spike into an asian girls asshole. Making sure she will never forget you
This is ofcourse a tribute to Chinese New Year.

"What did you and Ling Ling do last night?"
"Well since it was the Chinese New Year, I gave her the chinese ass hammer."
"Wow, she will never forget you..."

by ChristWhite December 17, 2008

Keep Calm and Chive On

What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.

*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*

by angeleux November 9, 2013

Chinese earthquake drill

Similer to a Chinese fire drill; while waiting at a stop light or in traffic all occupants of the vehicle get out and shake the original vehicle or another one. This can be achived by jumping up and down on the bumpers and pushing the sides back and forth.

Dude, me and my friend were driving somewhere in two cars and I pulled a Chinese earthquake drill on him!

by gogg October 9, 2005