the children

Dead.

Guy: "The children...they're all dead...what kind of monster would do this?!"
Random cow that just appeared from nowhere: "skateboards."

by 7568ino November 23, 2023

Sterilizing children

Well, if that's the case, if the explicit intent is relevant... Then YOU'RE LYING about trans affirming care! Aren't you?

Hym "Because the EXPLICIT INTENT of gender affirming care is not 'sterilizing children.' It's to allow people to more easily develop the phenotypic characteristics of the gender that coincides with their self-perception. Which (by your own logic) make you A FUCKING LIAR! You know what that means for you right? Hell forever! Roasting like a fucking turkey! Ha! Hahaha! The explicit intent of the people doing the thing is more relevant than the perception of the people observing the thing isn't it?"

by Hym Iam February 17, 2024

Hazbin Children

A group of people who like a certain cartoon about lesbian relationships.

These Hazbin Children don't know anything.

by The Wonder Chris Boy February 23, 2024

SOCK CHILDREN

What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear

Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist

Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them

by Mileslongrod February 26, 2024

Cheek Chillers

Assless chaps: buckled on over pants with the chaps' integrated belt, but unlike trousers, they have no seat (the term "assless chaps" is a tautology) and are not joined at the crotch. They are designed to provide protection for the legs and are usually made of leather or a leather-like material.

Also used for backwards worn female panties where the crotch is worn in the back, leaving more skin than with regular panties.

First seen in the movie Son-In-Law in a scene where L.A. resident advisor, Crawl (played by Pauly Shore) tries on southern clothes.

I can feel the wind on my bottom through these Cheek Chillers.

by KaterinaGrey February 26, 2024

Petulant Children

Not a real thing you actually believe you piece of shit you know you're just saying it because I said it about the religious. It's uno reverse.

Hym "Which is what makes you petulant children."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

Shiraz Chile

To relaxxxxxxxx.

Chapter 2. He walked in swiftly, biting his lip gazing into my eyes telling me he wants to congest me. So I said Shiraz chileeeee bro :)

by Diiorio March 17, 2024