chinese pillow

Taking your thumbs and pushing them into another persons eyes. Originates from crappy pillows made in china.

Dude my brother gave me such a bad chinese pillow.

by Lou- 6 foot 6 Beast (GUNIT) April 11, 2005

Chinese Coma

A coma in which one's eyes resemble eyes that are barely open, resembling the common trait possessed by Chinese people.

Guy 1: Whoah...is he waking up?
Guy 2: Nah, he's just in a Chinese coma.

by purplepikmin October 24, 2008

chinese democracy

basically another word for massive slavery by taking away a nations rights

chinese democracy sucs

by leviathin21sm April 5, 2009

Chinese Buffet

The guy fucks a girl in the ass. Then she gives the guy oral sex. thats the Chinese Buffet :)
Well its not as bad as eating a black dog.

have sex in the ass then have oral sex. thats the chinese buffet!

by Bonnie&Clyde2142 December 22, 2010

chinese mongoose

taken from the expression "as a mongoose", it means an uber amount of something

dude that chick was as hot as a chinese mongoose

by nick mackey November 13, 2006

Chinese Ear Food

Information that you are told and quickly forget, making you hungry for more information in a short span of time, just like when you eat Chinese food.

Gross Girl (emma): I got so messed up last night, and then i drank a bunch, and then i was almost late to work this afternoon, and then i heard i hooked up with this guy...
You: *mind wandering after the first and then*

-Next day-

Friend (Krystal): So what did Emma say last night?
You:Uhm...dude honestly shit was Chinese ear food..in one ear...

by UGreeNinja April 8, 2009