rattles your chains

an expression used in relation to "floats your boat"

kitey (11:54:32 PM): yes amazing
kitey (11:54:33 PM): no me
kitey (11:54:35 PM): not you!
tdavenport(11:54:36 PM): o
tdavenport(11:54:40 PM): idk bout tht
tdavenport (11:54:51 PM): whatever rattles your chains

by tdavenport001 February 18, 2009

Chainman

a ravaging psycotic beast of a man that carries on his person 120ft of chains weighing out at 80lbs usually bald or short haired showing signs of sleep deprivation, tends to smoke alot and drink liquor in excessive ammounts

Hey! looks its Chainman!

by Matthew 'fairyboy' Smith October 10, 2006

yank my chain

To jerk off

Last night it felt so good to finally yank my chain

by Dillhole17 January 11, 2014

spit chain

A spit chain develops during oral sex on a man. When the person performing the act pauses to take her salivating mouth off of the penis and a line of spit connects from her throat to the tip of the penis.

Fuckin-a dude, I deep throated you so hard that I formed a long-ass spit chain.

by Fingerblaster69 March 30, 2012

cup-caking

When a midget eats out a woman, especially a porn star. It is called cup caking because actual cup cakes are small cakes, and cup caking is a small person having a sweet snack.

Midget:Wow, who ever came up with cup-caking is a genius

A really hot girl into midgets:you're tellin me...

by C. Hollywood November 11, 2006

caking

(verb) to cake

The act of defacatingon a partner's face and smearing it with a baker's spatula. As opposed to a hot karl, a hot lunch, or a cleavland steamer, which only requires the partner to defacate, caking involves the artful and even spreading of the feces with a baker's spatula.

Mr. Fantana I want you to take a huge dump on me and proceed with the caking. Make sure to use the baker's spatula I got from Sur la Table.

by Thor Heyerdahl April 15, 2006