julius caesar lopez

julius caesar lopez is jez’s hot ass boyfriend.

“damn julius caesar lopez is HER boyfriend?”

by j’s tankk April 16, 2022

Zebra Cakes

Referring to the stretch marks on a booty, usually on a Black woman, but not limited to.

The stretch marks are usually in a pattern on the booty cheeks, that resemble that of a zebra’s stripes.

Usually a term of endearment.

Oooo, look at them cakes that got stripes. Those are some nice zebra cakes

by Moebee May 21, 2022

Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.

Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022

Pride Cakes

When two homosexual men scissor butthole to butthole.

I walked in on my friend Michael giving Dave the best Pride Cakes of his life.

by Axel-Rod June 8, 2022

The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.

I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.

by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022

cummy cakes

a very very yum person that is just SO amazeballs yk?!&/@/&: like they're the best person to ever exist and deserve all the minions in the world!! also just the person with the best feet to ever walk this universe. they're someone who deserves cum in their name because they're just freaking amaze balls and great and yeah

yeah cummy cakes is such a hot beautiful and cummylicious person yk?!

by catsarecoolasballs June 19, 2022