carpet hair

a person of african ancestry. black skin, wide nose, thick lips and when their frizzy hair is short enough, it feels like carpet to touch.

can also be known as shitskin, tar baby, inkface and thicklips.

Daniel: "Touch Ashleys hair, it feels like carpet."

Jesse: "I want to rub my ball sack on his his 'carpet hair'."

by uwjshdysbsbhgd January 20, 2009

The Yankee carpet bang

typically used as a sex move in a Yankee basement by a young Yankininianite with his first girl...the progression
1.) he whips it out into her eye appologizes franticlly
2.) he then gets sucked off for a whole 10 seconds before almost blowing into her mouth
3.)pulls out and procedes to try and find her vagina but has not fucking clue whta the hell it looks like because he Likes the Yankess
Finnally 4.)he blows his load all over her mothers beautiful french rug after assuming it felt good enough to be the vagina....no where that was anywhere actually near the vaj.

Mike thought ha was the shit cause he got laid by a rug....the Yankee carpet bang

by Billiam1234987 February 13, 2008

Carpet Carl

an act, description, or object.
-for repetitive use in a single converstation.

I Carpet Carl-ed all over my face.
Today, my Carpet Carl was insane.
Dude, that was so Carpet Carl.

by Wigglesworth Pudlitzke December 15, 2004

carpet

verb, Puerto Rican slang for knocking someone out

I'm carpet that fool

by Dick Burns January 18, 2007

carpet bomb

Dropping facts as you walk through a crowded area. Similar to crop dusting, but to a higher level, usually accompanied with sharts.

"Look at the people cringe while they are trying to finish their Christmas shopping. I wonder what's wrong."

"Oh, I carpet bombed that whole area. BTW, I need to find a garbage can for my underwear."

by fnfurious January 25, 2014

penny carpet

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.

I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.

by PHowesInCanal December 6, 2006

z06 corvette

basically, a z06 corvette is a fast, but shitty quality american made car

the z06 corvette has muscle, but it breaks down easily, and it looks ugly

by du ma may July 16, 2008