Canadian Sex

Starting with oral sex (French) but then part way through getting uncomfortable, stopping, and then putting on your pajamas and going to sleep in separate beds (British).

Gordon: "Did you end up bangin' that chick from Kelowna at camp?"
Dave: No, man, we just had Canadian sex: I was just about to blow my load when she asked me to go down on her. I tried to, man, but when I looked at that thing, I wasn't getting any nearer. I just said I was feeling sick, and I went to lie down on the couch."

by HerzogPhilipp October 23, 2007

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Canada

The proud land of people who list all of Canada's contributions tot he world when they hear the slightest negative comment about their country. ALL OF THEM.

American: Canada sucks

Canadian: Oh Yeah!? Well hockey is Canadian, Lacrosse is Canadian, Canada has never lost any wars, Canada-

American: Bye

by svargthhaf4rfasdxef May 30, 2010

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Canadian Elf

A small, usually blonde haired person, that is very annoying. Occationally seen with freezer elfs.

JIM: Damn Candian Elf, always crawling up my leg and biting the inside of my ass!

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 16, 2004

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Canada's History

An act pertaining to deeds of such vile proportions, it cannot even be defined on the internet.

Man 1: Did you see what that girl did with her beaver?
Man 2: No, what did she do?
Man 1: She performed Canada's History five times in a row!
Man 2: She'll end up on tv for that for sure!

by fishtarterseagullbeaverdude February 5, 2010

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canada

A hugely multicultural country in North America that is located above the United States. Canada has the potential to be one of the richest countries in the world, but due to 'royal' figureheads and a faulty government, it doesn't come close. Canada has free health care, and to those who gloat about it too often, it was BRITAIN that burned the white house down, NOT Canada. The white house was burned down in 1812, and Canada was not a country until 1867. And for the record, the most heavily populated place in Canada is not frost-bitten and snow covered, it's actually lower than Maine, and has HOT summers!

Canada became a country on July 1st, 1867!

by Caius Justinas July 1, 2005

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