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California

A state in the USA. It's at the edge of the west. The California Gold Rush happened there.
Joanne and her husband decided to migrate to California because the weather was perfect. (true fact!!!)
by Lola Luftnagle May 16, 2011
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california forest fire

stick a cigar in a girls pussy anal fuck her then put her on fire pubes out with cum but she cant drop it
dude your sister couldnt handle the california forest fire and she lost her pubbs my bad
by tripp and justin made this December 4, 2007
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California

A state that everyone loves. But obviously not everyone because I hate it.

I live here, and it has everything I don't want.

The beach, sunshine, dead trees, no greenery.

It's on the West Coast, but so is Washington, and that place is beautiful.

The only good thing about this place is Disneyland and In n Out.
Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: California

Person 1: Sucks for you.
by Korgi November 25, 2010
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california

The only reason California gets so much attention is because so many people live there. If it didn't have 50 billion people, then there wouldn't be all these shitty definitions. The only reason that this will get lots of thumbs-down is because of all those apologistsIt sucks. No seasons. Ghetto. Sunshine, but never snow (never mind that you can go into the mountains). Polluted coast line. Gay people everywhere.
California men (all are gay):

If your favorite sports team won a title, then they rub their cocks all over each other.

California chicks (sexy, but lesbian):

Actually, it's typical for those hot, yet faggish, chicks to rub their tits and vaginas on each other, even if something bad happens.
by Dodgersrule May 15, 2007
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The California Cum Roll

When you are fucking a girl up the ass on a bed, when you orgasm you cum on her chest and roll her off the bed.
That girl last night was so mean i gave a her a taste of the california cum roll.
by Alex and Danny November 12, 2008
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California Speedball

Unlike the traditional speedball (heroin and cocaine), an inhumane quantity of LSD is added to the contents of the syringe.
"Then we're all in agreement. If Hillary gets elected, california speedballs all around. It takes a village."
by d2p June 10, 2009
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