by awesomeohowliketotallyfreakmeout April 24, 2008
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Chad:"California is the f*cking best"
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Chad:"California is the f*cking best"
by .Salacious February 12, 2009
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When a guy ejaculates (cums) in a girls mouth. Then while she has the seamen in her mouth, the guy gives her an open mouth kiss, and has his own seamen spit back into his mouth while kissing her... hense the term "snowball".
eww.
eww.
by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 29, 2004
Get the California snowball mug.CALIFORNIA means: Everyone hates cops. We all live next door to Mexicans. Our chicks are WAY hotter than yours. We say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" (and I say them often). We know what real cheese and avocados taste like. All the porn you watch is made here, cause we FUCK better. We don't get snowdays off because there's only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear. We can wear sandlas all year long. We go to the Beach--not "down to the shore" you idiots! We know 65 mph really means 100. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and a high speed chase cuz we don't fuck around on the road. The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14. You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code. We might get looked at funny by locals while on vacation in their state, but when they find out we're from California we turn into Greek GODS. We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll". No cop no stop baby! We can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day. All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here. We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! We have In-N-Out which have the BEST burgers EVER(Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them). We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means OUR opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you. The best athletes come from here. We call it soda, not pop. We have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers. Other countries hate the United States but they love CALIFORNIA. We have the best weed here....and it's all grown in our backyards!!!!!!!
by Hill5521 January 18, 2009
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Also known as Madame` Veronica When moonlighting as a Dominatrix...
Also known as Madame` Veronica When moonlighting as a Dominatrix...
Fred: Jimmy Buddy you doing okay lately?
Jimmy: Uhh no man I haven't been in a while and I think I need to go See Madame` Veronica again and have her work out my kinks if you know what I mean man...!
Fred: Who's Madame` Veronica...?
Jimmy: You Know Man, Veronica Californication
Jimmy: Uhh no man I haven't been in a while and I think I need to go See Madame` Veronica again and have her work out my kinks if you know what I mean man...!
Fred: Who's Madame` Veronica...?
Jimmy: You Know Man, Veronica Californication
by Veronica Chenney December 10, 2007
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POLITICALLY CORRECT JACKASSES!
In other words, a shitty hellhole.
EAST COASTERS, STAY THERE.
POLITICALLY CORRECT JACKASSES!
In other words, a shitty hellhole.
EAST COASTERS, STAY THERE.
"Man, I fucking hate living in California. I wanna move to florida, or virginia, or texas...fuck how about nevada? Anywhere but here. *stabs self*"
by Snak3 October 3, 2004
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