anus crust 

Fecal matter that sticks to anus hair after defecation; can emit a foul odor when combined with sweat.

Fred was going to have his salad tossed, until Sarah notice his anus crust.

anus crust by JHarris November 6, 2005

Lust crust 

Semen or any other ejaculatory fluid which has been excreted from the body and hardened on any surface.

The other day my Mom was washing my jeans and confronted me about the lust crust on the left pant leg.

When that bitch did the walk of shame I caught a glimpse of some lust crust on her inner thigh.

When that skank rolled outta my bed I noticed her pubes were decorated with my lust crust.

Lust crust by oh jaspy August 13, 2009

dust on crust

new snow (powder) on ice (ice surface) this is usaly only used in snowboarding or skiing

man today is a bad day to go skiing its all dust on crust.

dust on crust by Adam O.. February 17, 2008

Cut the crust 

Similar to "knock it off" or "get out of here" or "unbelievable"

Used in a sentence-
Guy 1- You heard the broncos won the grand final?
Guy 2- cut the crust, i didnt think they had a chance

Cut the crust by Straw hat jack March 17, 2019

crustini 

Dried semen left on the face of a female after a night of hard drinking.

Hey Jerry, did you see Becky this morning? She had huge patch of crustini on her face, I wonder if it was Steve's.

crustini by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 14, 2005

pussy crust 

The scaley, flakey, stuff that dries around pussy lips. Stuff left from either an outside source such as jizm or or an inside source such as cheese. Either white, yellow or green in color. Smells, oh well, once you get past the smell you have it licked.

You could scrape the the pussy crust off with a paint scraper.

pussy crust by LDINVA September 7, 2008

pie crust 

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

"Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust on my wank."

pie crust by GOD 042078 November 6, 2008