cooked

"Cooked" is like saying someone's in serious trouble or facing big problems. It means their situation is not looking good, and there might not be a way to fix it. So, when your friend says, "you're cooked," they're telling you that things are not going well for you

Bro #1: bro it's so over for me, i didn't study for todays exam..
Bro #2: yeah you're cooked

by puszek January 30, 2024

Brayden cook

A dickhead that does handbrakes in Bunnings carparks

He brayden cooked it

by Jackson Berry November 16, 2019

Cooked

when you don't study for a math test you are cooked, meaning it's going to be bad

guy 1: yo man i might be cooked in this math test

guy: 2 we both cooked man

by 29alex06 April 2, 2024

DJ Cook

A popular “””exposing””” YouTuber with 2 million subscribers that is also YouTube’s biggest troll feeder. He has ran out of ideas on his main channel as he hasn’t uploaded on there in a year and is currently uploading on his god awful DJLovesTurbo channel. Here, he,
Talks about literal nobodies that aren’t even genuinely bad people
Points out the obvious
Makes second videos on people he has talked about 1 or 2 years prior.

DJ Cook needs to quit.

by Dom Vincent October 18, 2025

Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her

Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!

by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019

im cooked

when you know something bad is gonna happen

Student 1: Bro im cooked, that test was so hard
Student 2: I know dude and i studied all night for it too

by BurritoBunny March 30, 2024

Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024