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chain letter

A virally propagated scam, formerly sent entirely through snail mail, but now more frequently sent through email. It operates basically as a pyramid scheme in which the recipient is urged to send a small sum of money to each person on a short list of names and addresses, with the promise that they will receive a lot of money when they rotate their name into the list, and the oldest name off of it, and mail the letter to everyone they know.
Some chain letters try to scam people even further, by instructing them rotate their name into the oldest position, so that the very next recipient will rotate them off of it, so that only the first names and addresses on the list will get any money.
by Downstrike April 8, 2006
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Chair Lunch Dinner

Im gonna open a chain of chair lunch dinners right across from the bed and breakfasts just to fuck with the customers heads
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Chain Rudder

The act of performing multiple Dutch Rudders in a chain, involving everyone into the wonderful experience. As many people as possible can join in and people can host "Rudder Parties" where the main aim of the party is to make everyone climax at the same time through a long Chain Rudder.
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"Yeah man, those Chain Rudders are gnarly"
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Folding Chair

A sexual position in which you penetrate your sexual partner from behind while he or she simultaneously stimulates your ball sack with his or her mouth.
Last night, she gave me a folding chair. I've never blown a load that fat in my life.
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Grab A Chair

Grab a chair means that someone did something stupid or ridiculous so they need to grab a chair and sit their sorry ass down.
Ryan: Hey Nick, I've decided I'm turning gay.

Nick: Grab a chair.
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