Butter Tard

a fool who smells bad and has butter pits frome ating too many butter tarts. Usually can't spell and makes lots of typos due to the fact their fat fingers are coated in butter tart.

This butter tard ate all my butter tards.

by mrpeepeplace October 8, 2023

Butter Tax

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.

"You're total is $21.73"

"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"

"$13.40"

by The Mad Yeeter October 25, 2023

Butter my buttcheeks

The feeling when you go down a metal or rubber slide in hot weather

"that slide better not butter my buttcheeks"

by AlfredKetchup December 17, 2023

Butter Mom

A female who eats normal and is very healthy

Damn shes a butter mom

by Danté Hudson January 20, 2024

butter pie

Someone who is very clumsy or just like unaware of things

Pooja: *trips and falls*
Nandini: “Let me help you up, butter pie”

by jeonghannie January 20, 2024

BUTTER ON BURGERS

1. A absolutely War crime if ww3 does break we shall go join russia

2. If rishi sunak or anyone like this there are now known as peadophiles

We locked a geezer for liking butter on burgers what a pedo!

by The geezer321 February 5, 2024

butter runs

Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.

Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.

by pizzleboy November 25, 2023