Brian

A transgender shopping cart who is beautiful and ugly. He likes eating and breathing shit. He got a horendous breath. He can't even spell brain right.

HES EATING ME, wait am I shit then. In this sentence Brian is a bad boy

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants March 19, 2024

Brian Parson

Often known as "the goat" or "babygirl parson <3", Brian Parson is best known for bullying you into a bully pulpit and giving you 5's on the AP United States Government and Politics Exam. In comparison with Mr. Leuders, Parson is ass
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.

I LOVE BABYGIRL BRIAN PARSON! HES SO BABYGIRLL.

by straight pisces March 20, 2024

Brian

Has a huge DICK and has HUGE BALLS

brians penice his dope

by Brian7568734 July 12, 2022

mollie brian

most likely a bitch

woahhh mollie brian is a bitch

by user1643268 July 19, 2022

Pulling a Brian

When someone cleans their shaft by putting soap in their hand and masturbating.

Brady: "Im gonna go take a shower"
Chase: "He's 100% pulling a brian"

by XSexHaver6969 July 20, 2022

Brian Gonzalez

The most loyal and loving guy you’ll meet 🥰 He has a very good heart and will make you laugh at anytime needed. Everyone needs a a Brian Gonzalez in their life.

I love Brian Gonzalez, he’s the best!

by rnbfuntimes July 27, 2022

brian simkins

the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian

jesus christ, you pulled a brian simkins

by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022