boating

funny word to say randomly.

definition: to go out on a boat and tool around randomly. you idiot, you don't know what boating means.

used to cause maximum distraction and confusion in the surrounding area. Throw it into your speech in random areas.

Can also be used as a greeting or salutation.

'hey whats up man, we're going to the club, you comin? hell ya, man, boating!'

OR

(on meeting someone) nice to meet you, boating.

OR
(on leaving a pal) see later bro, boating!

by Schoelman June 13, 2004

bottomless boat

The act of putting plastic wrap on one's partner's face, and then defecating on it.

Dude, I talked your girlfriend into a bottomless boat last night. Boy, was she surprised when she found out what it was.

by Fresh fruit April 17, 2008

Sail Boating

When a girl gets on her knees and blows on your balls so hard they swing like a mast of a sail boat.

Last night my girlfriend got on her knees to suck my cock and instead she blew on my nuts..sail boating.

by titsmcgee555 November 15, 2010

toe toe toe your boat

When a male pules out of any orfice on a female, barracades it with a lincoln log and proceeds to spread open the big toes on each of her feet with the left and right hands. He then proceeds to say "cummin in yer toes" in a monotone voice very rapidly until he ejaculates on her toes. After the act is finished the girl walks on the males body and sings toe toe toe your boat until it is dry.

Jerry- Damn rebekkah was wasted last night. What'd you guys do in there?

Randy - Stuck a lincoln log in her ass while she sang toe toe toe your boat all night long.

by bob jonez August 25, 2011

Luisiana Swamp Boat

A sexual act where your partner puts there mouth on the scrotum and proceeds to do a motorboat like procedure between the balls. Reference motorboat.

There is nothing better than getting a luisiana swamp boat after anal.

by swampbutt February 24, 2010

row boatin

When a girl won't have sex with you, so you hit her in the face with an oar and rape her from behind.

Dat bitch wouldn't give it up so i went row boatin on her candy ass!

by Ant Laws November 21, 2006

boating

As a female, coming over to the U.S. from the Middle East, and because you must technically stay a virgin, you only have anal sex.

She's boating because if she got pregnant, her parents would disown her.

by lvlylngst June 11, 2006