Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.

I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021

Bloody Biscuit

Biscuit is of course slang for a woman's naughty bits. And a Bloody Biscuit of course is when the woman is menstruating (!AKA on her period, her visitor, Aunt Flo, Riding the cotton pony, etc. )

Yeah, Mary's bloody biscuit meant I only got as blowjob. 🤷 ♂️

by SharksFanLG March 14, 2022

Bloody Marshal

A Small Commentary YouTuber That Makes Fun of Lolcows, Drama, and Roblox YouTubers.

“Bro Bloody Marshal Dropped A New Vid”
- some guy

“Yeah Bro He Talked About Parlo It Was Fye”
- other guy

by Megan shawty April 10, 2024

Bloody Hangry

When you’re angry, hungry and on your period.

She was so bloody hangry it was spooky.

by shaveit addict September 8, 2019

Bloody beaver cleaver

Either having you or your friend rip a bloody tampon out of your vagina by the string and flinging it at an opponent

Bloody beaver cleaver can be fined by example as Arguing with somebody at the bar and having your bestie come over and be like get her girl and she just reaches down and rips the string out and flings a tampon right in the other girl's face

by Jessie n Kristina October 20, 2025

bloody rat

A used blood soaked tampon once removed from the female’s vagina

Jim: What’s wrong?
Kyle: This dirty slut threw her bloody rat at me when I asked for her number
Jim: What a dirty slut

by beanphlicker March 6, 2021

Bloody leprechaun

The bloody leprechaun is an act usually performed by a male over the age of 60 in which he forces himself on a human with the genetic disease of dwarfism. He pounds the dwarfs tiny clitoris until the point of bloody discharge. At this point he will pull out. Lather the blood on its body. Slap it in the face and let it run around while he finishes himself off.

During the 1930's, behing the scenes of the blockbuster film The Wizard of Oz, the tin man performed a bloody leprechaun on a munchkin.

by Yet boy August 31, 2016