Blaked

When someone gets fired from their job and walked out by the police after calling the boss a cocksucker.

When he came in he got blaked. Josh called the cops and he was gone.

by capt. jr April 27, 2009

Shake and Blake

New Jersey's premier flag football team.

Explosive offense, stifling defense? Only one team comes to mind - Shake and Blake!

by Jeff May 15, 2003

Blake

Another term for a man's Penis, Often replacing an Arrow to the knee.

Man1: You shouldve done that before you took an arrow to the knee.

Man2: It isnt an arrow, you dumbass, it is a blake.

by TehGOOSE December 30, 2011

Yellow Blanket

When someone sits or lays on another person and then pisses themselves, getting piss all over the person they are sitting/laying on top of. Although in order to do this, you must piss in your own pants, the hilarity of it far surpasses the grossness of it.

Chris made some joke about Jackson, so Jackson sat on chris and gave him a Yellow Blanket. Chris would have been mad, but he was laughing too hard.

by SaMo Chron Smoker September 30, 2009

Breakup Blanket

When someone takes out their anger on their ex-boyfriend by fucking a good friend of his on the blanket he left at their house and then returns it with a big puddle.

Boy was he pissed of when she gave him the breakup blanket back. He didn't know what to do!

by Srathraz November 24, 2009

Blake

Blake is a boy with an acorn shaped head that cant get any pootang so he is a perv

"Ew, you're being such a Blake!"

by Likabi November 16, 2016