Shoo the birds

(verb)- When females in a group purposely ditch the males so they can go have sex with each other.

"Hey Kate, you look so hot tonight! Lets shoo the birds and go back to my place!" says a very horny Veronika.

by screaming creamer May 25, 2009

birds chirppin

sound of gun fire from dessert eagles

I flex my muscle and jerk it to get these birds chirppin i leave your block deserted like the spot was unheard of...

by vktat2s (vaughn krepps) January 21, 2011

Dead Bird

A large branch of the Marijuana plant that is loaded with buds ready to be smoked.

Dude, your plant has a lot of Dead Birds!
Thanks dude.

by megastoner420 April 6, 2011

bird moment

scary good, "sister moment" where the thoughts of both sisters are synchronized to a weird extent

i like that bird.
that one?
yes! holy hell how did you do that!?
woahhh
bird moment!
what?
that, is a bird moment
fuck yeah!
*lolsfhiceb

by colie114 September 15, 2010

Angry as a bird

A level of anger where strapping one's self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.

Guy 1: Man, I was doing anal on Sheila last night and when I pulled out she shat all over my bed!! I was angry as a bird! Good thing I bought that giant slingshot the other week.
Guy 2: Shit...What did you do?
Guy 1: I killed her.
Guy 2: What????
Guy 1: And that's not all.
Guy 2: You sick bastard!
Guy 1: I then reached in and found her Golden Egg!

by wordplaya May 9, 2011

car birds

Girls who hang round racetrack pit lanes, or advertise. Usually wearing modified team shell suits

Famous racing drivers wifes, young, blonde, tanned.. fit..

man.. look at those car birds.. I'd ride her car..

by rubicks June 23, 2005

flappy bird

the sexual act of sticking it in soft due to the outside force commonly known as 'whiskey dick.'

"Hey! So how'd it go last night?"
"Great until we got back to my place. My boy Jack was trying to cock block, so I just gave her the flappy bird."

by caprisunkillah February 10, 2014