The product of a California Golden Bear and a Cocker Spaniel. These tremendous creatures are renown for their beauty as well as their abilities to outrun cheetahs and down triceratops on the African Savanna. Legends tell that these animals can communicate with almost any lifeform using the ubiquitous 'kayla-speak', a basic language composed of gesticulations, sneezing, and woo-woo barking. The animals also have a penchant for world exploration and sea-faring, although require Kayla-bear-sized life vests to do both at once.
Person 1: That is the cutest dog I have ever seen!
Person 2: I know what you mean, but that is not a dog, its a Kayla Bear.
Person 1: Oh! They were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs, right?
Person 2 (knowingly): All archaeological evidence seems to indicate as much.
Person 2: I know what you mean, but that is not a dog, its a Kayla Bear.
Person 1: Oh! They were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs, right?
Person 2 (knowingly): All archaeological evidence seems to indicate as much.
by Gingeahballs June 25, 2008
Get the Kayla Bearmug. Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.
by JPPitt March 17, 2011
Get the bear rugmug. No match for the guy on a buffalo.
A grizzly bear is no match for the guy on a buffalo.
"Oh, no! He's gonna chase me! Oh, no. I better just turn around and chase him back. Guess what?! I'm on a buffalo."
"Oh, no! He's gonna chase me! Oh, no. I better just turn around and chase him back. Guess what?! I'm on a buffalo."
by whiteshadow204 October 14, 2011
Get the Grizzly Bearmug. 1) A small plush toy usually favored by little children (mostly females who consider the toy cute)
2) A nickname for people who's names are Theodore or Teddy
2) A nickname for people who's names are Theodore or Teddy
by chucky norrissy October 29, 2009
Get the teddy bearmug. an older gay man who has gray hair, a bear, and is of a hefty size.
usually prefers the company of other "bears" (big gay men) or being the older, more experienced partner for a younger, smoother man.
usually prefers the company of other "bears" (big gay men) or being the older, more experienced partner for a younger, smoother man.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the polar bearmug. Bear: "I'm sorry, I can't date you, you're a twink."
Twink: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were one of those honey bears, happy hunting, WOOF!"
Twink: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were one of those honey bears, happy hunting, WOOF!"
by Shaunthecub October 25, 2006
Get the honey bearsmug. by Mike Oncley September 30, 2006
Get the gay bearmug.