Bear-O-Dactyl

The offspring of a Bear and a Pterodactyl

Yes, it's true. A Pterodactyl once hooked up with a Grizzly Bear. They made love under the sea, in outer space, EVERYWHERE. Yes, that bear gave birth to a motherfuckin' Bear-O-Dactyl who just might Ptero-You a new asshole. So beware, motherfuckers, beware.

by hagsdizzlemanizzle December 9, 2009

bear strength

Brute force that someone uses to lift or move a person or thing when all else fails. Putting all of your speed and power onto something until getting the desired results. Usually ending in some kind of painful injury.

My chevy ran out of gas so I used my bear strength to push it halfway to a gas station, but i had to call my bros to do push it the rest of the way cuz I pulled something in my back.

by Average Bobby June 30, 2009

Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.

You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.

by black cat bastard August 3, 2009

Bear Grylls it up

Term used to refer to a specific type of outdoor a activity, usually camping, but with a Man vs. Wild twist i.e. just sleeping under the stars tent-less, making a snow cave, etc. The suggestion is often immediately shot down because it is stupid.

Dude, all the rooms up at the lodge are full and the hotel are expensive.

Let's just Bear Grylls it up!

Are you fucking crazy? I'm not sleeping in a goddamn snow cave!

by Notnobody December 29, 2009

Bear stub

When somebody with extremely short hair puts up their hair.
It's not long enough to be called a pony tail... it looks more like a bear stub.

"Hey, your hair has grown out quite a bit since last time you cut it."

"Oh.. yeah, I can kind of put it up now.. just into a bear stub though. not a ponytail."

by forcefate February 7, 2010

Beard Threshold

When your facial hair constitutes, unequivocally, a beard. Or when your facial hair is now a sign of a deliberate aesthetic choice. This is opposed to someone who simply hasn't shaved in a while or keeps a token amount of short facial hair that really just makes them look lazy or because they are lazy.

"My whole face looks longer today, it must be because I passed the beard threshold"

x- "What do you think of my new beard?"
y- "that's not a beard, you haven't reached the beard threshold"
x-"but I haven't shaved in like 5 days!"
y-"It's still a little patchy, you'll hit the beard threshold soon."

scruff, peach fuzz, facial hair

by pman22 April 8, 2010

Bear Grylls Style

When you stealthy come up on something and kill it preferably with a knife

search man v.s. bunny on youtube then you'll see how to go bear grylls style

by FreedomFighterMN July 31, 2010