Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.

Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.
Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.
by JamesGee July 10, 2010
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long beach dub all-stars

sublime without the talent. bradley is spinning in his grave.
"dude, i'm going to see the long beach dub all-stars"

"loser"
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Janette: So are you going out tonight?

Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
by Blabbidy July 10, 2010
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1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.

2. Fuck off.

3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.
The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."

"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"

"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."

It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."
by Master Alexander July 11, 2010
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The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.
Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!

Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!
by Disappointed Ohioan October 27, 2010
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When a person has messed up and run away

or

when a person has mentally checked out of a situation
She/ He has sent out an email to all of the wrong people,

Oh my god, she's/He's gone down the beach.
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