bats

apparently lay eggs, according to chris pratt.

Man those bats really do lay eggs!

by fannypacklover June 11, 2018

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.

Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)

Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.

by Big Daddy Hambone April 15, 2024

Bat

Abbreviation meaning Bad-Ass Twink

"I bet that Bat gets pegged"
The Bat in question "Noooooooo I definitely don't get pegged :3"
(He is not beating the allegations)

by Rupert15 April 17, 2025

Batting Averages

An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.

Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*

by cupcakedestroyer August 29, 2022

on that bat

to be involved in an engaging manner

Somebody asked,

"Where that Topo Chico @?"
Holding them in my hand,
I responded flatly,
"I'm on that bat."

by Splendidfalcon September 7, 2016

Prehistoric Bat

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.

Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.

by doctorcutie6 June 1, 2021

Vibe Check Bat

A Vibe Check Bat is a bat that is used to vibe check people mostly bullies but can also be used to vibe check other people.

Kk:Time for a vibe check
*grabs bat*

Dylan:plez no

Ok is using a Vibe Check Bat

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020