Taint Bagel

Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.

"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"

by JustJess1987 March 3, 2022

Painted Bagel

When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.

Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.

by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022

The Bagel Bite

When a woman is performing oral sex on one man while another is penetrating her from behind, doggie style. While this is happening, place a plate of Bagel Bites on her back and have the two gentlemen share them while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.

Little man and another guy pulled off the bagel bite this weekend.

by pittmonkey66 March 25, 2022

Rainbow Bagel

A gay guy’s asshole

Gay guy 1: Oh man I can’t wait to ravage your rainbow bagel!!!!

Gay guy 2: Oh hurry home babe!!!

by whiteguy 32 June 8, 2022

Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

Carolina Bagel Bite

Originally found in the Carolinas, a Carolina Bagel Bite is inserting a Carolina reaper pepper into was vaginal cavity or rectum and eating the feces infested seeds for a stinky and spicy satisfaction.

Wow I love practicing the Carolina Bagel Bite with my the boys after Nelking.

by spicy anal 69 July 12, 2022