A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
by SpecIntoDelta December 28, 2022
Get the Mike Bovaguardmug. by Actually the word Nigga January 5, 2021
Get the Mike Wahousekeymug. The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.
by Ihatem1ke May 4, 2023
Get the Chronic-mikemug. Everyone loves mike Wazowski, he's a big green ball that everyone loves, WHO DOESNT LOVE BIG GREEN BALLS?!?
He is a very smexy creature.
I will forever love you mike wazowski
He is a very smexy creature.
I will forever love you mike wazowski
by M!keW@zowskilover December 1, 2022
Get the MIKE Wazowskimug. The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.
Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020
Get the Mike Hikemug. At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
by Mike The Unicorn December 11, 2011
Get the Mike The Unicornmug. by chikitacos514 November 20, 2018
Get the Mike-a-liciousmug.