Baked apple

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.

Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though

by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018

Fucking Baked bean

To stop an unwanted conversation

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019

Bake out group

Bake out group

An on-line group set up with the purpose of sharing embarrassing photographs of others on line, particularly used by school age children (Source: BBC South East, UK April, 2018 and spoke to the journalist to clarify the word and meaning) Origins: possibly a merger of 'Break Out' and Fake-out.

"Children are using bake out groups to share explicit images of other classmates on line"

by Tymbus May 31, 2018

bake and drive

Driving while high as fuck on marijuana.

Do not bake and drive.

by Coloredcats June 1, 2018

Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.

I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!

by McBeefRod June 3, 2018

california baked potato

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!

“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin

by Nancy who? June 9, 2018

bake n smash

When you get high as fuck and then you fuck.

“What do you want to do tonight?”
“Idk .. bake n smash?”

“Yo I’m finna bake n smash rn”

by Ih8tacos June 11, 2018