John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?
Mike: What's distick?
John: Can distick fit in your mouth.
Mike: What's distick?
John: Can distick fit in your mouth.
by Daddy Father August 24, 2021
August 15th National Husband Day means you have to be appreciative of your husband that little more today for everything they do for you
Lily: Hey I love you so much!
Wyatt: Thankyou how random?!
Lily: Today is national husband day so I need to appreciate you just as much today!
Wyatt: Why can’t you be like this everyday? :)
Lily: Hey I love you so much!
Wyatt: Thankyou how random?!
Lily: Today is national husband day so I need to appreciate you just as much today!
Wyatt: Why can’t you be like this everyday? :)
by You’llNeverFindOutHeHe August 05, 2021
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by BoogaWoogaDoogo August 29, 2021
by foaming lizard February 04, 2020
Today is August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day!
by shoethousond October 19, 2019
by Thelittlemermaid05 August 09, 2019
an emotional piece of shit who can easily hide their feelings but can let their feelings out to the person they love. they are so badass but can have days where they're just..nothing.
by hello youll never guess who i March 13, 2021