arse word

The immortal word 'Quite', which is an incredibly flexible word which can be used to answer any question or statement. It often precedes the word 'spog' in conversations between those who understand the true beauty of that arse word.

Quite (that arse word).

by Wormy December 22, 2003

wrong arse

an ugly looking chick

fuck..that chick is a wrong arse

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Arse blaster

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.

Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.

by Frozen Alien October 5, 2024

two cheeks of the same arse

Two people who share very similar characteristics, or two people who share a close bond.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk are two cheeks of the same arse.

by ClarkHardwire November 28, 2024

monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

Warm arse on the lap

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

by Golden V January 4, 2025

Kiss My Arse

English Idiom

The meaning of this term is derived from Witchery.

During a Witches' Sabbath (or Black Mass), the head Witch leads a ceremony where, upon tying a mask of the face of Satan to his bare buttocks, he invites all other witches to prove their loyalty by kissing it.

The modern English term, therefore, is used to suggest that a particularly irritating person can be likened to an evil witch.

Person A: Why don't you do the washing up before you go to work instead of leaving it all day in the sink where it looks messy and starts to stink!!!

Person B: Why don't you KISS MY ARSE!

by Tony du sxw2 October 24, 2025