Alpha

A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.

Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.

"I knew that you called yourself 'alpha' when you were rude to your waitress."

by arf79 April 1, 2023

alpha sigma

when one is typically at a higher stance of power; a leader of a pack, but while still being sigma.

i am the alpha sigma AWOOOOOO

by anonymous June 2, 2024

World War Alpha

When a Gen alpha kid goes rampage over the most dumb and hella stupid reason

non gen alpha person: Man I hate Gen aplha’s because they like that 3D animated web series Skibidi

toilet and it sucks a-

Gen alpha kid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!

Non gen alpha: *nervous tone* Uhhh skibidi toilet sucks- I MEANT IS SUPER AWESOME

Gen alpha kid: *pulls out his loaded ARX-160*

Non Gen alpha person: OH CHRIST! This kid is going World War Alpha *gets immediately fired by lil bros ARX-160*

Gen alpha kid: What a Skibidi Rizzler *flips off the non Gen alpha person’s body*

by Daname_Ch4d June 6, 2024

alpha

me

im the alpha im the leader im the one to trust

by @wadyah.mmm on ig June 15, 2024

Alpha Male

Beta male

"Alpha males don't play Fortnite. Alpha males read the Bible."

by muhnamjeff22 June 23, 2024

alpha skibidi uwu onichan pookie

Alpha skibidi uwu onichan pookie is a word of actually a sentece which you can call your friend as a joke

lily: byee girl
me: bye my alpha skibidi uwu onichan pookie

by ermwhatthesigma1234 July 1, 2024

alpha fairy wolf

yoselin. yoselin. yes ....you yoselin. especially you. you're the most alpha-est person out there but also very graceful like a powerful yet elegant fairy. yoselin. you ARE the ONLY alpha fairy wolf out there.

"mirror mirror on the wall who is the most alpha fairy wolf out of them all?"
"you are YOSELIN."

by lvna July 1, 2024