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Alexander

A Alexander is emo inside and likes to be closed off, but once you get to know him he is a wild one. He likes to make fun of people and call them names. He is also thinks he has a big dick but in reality he has a small dick. He thinks he is cool but buying Star Wars merch and pretending to be Dark Vader. If you meet an Alexander run as fast as you can.
Damn Alexander is a fucking bitch because he thinks he has a big dick.
by Fab19 October 17, 2023
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Alexander Hamilton

A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol
Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok
by Babagrillwuas October 19, 2023
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Alexander Clam Bell

A crude mockery of Alexander Graham Bell found in the Shell City gift shop in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004).
"Remember that Alexander Clam Bell thingy from the SpongeBob movie"

"Yeah that was pretty funny lol"
by Untaken name October 29, 2023
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Alexander Faes

"Bro I really want to eat an Alexander Faes"

"I got zero kills in-game, I pulled an Alexander Faes"
by NotDios December 11, 2023
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Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.
Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.
by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023
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Alexander

Just a very big fatass pig, at the same time Alexander means expanding in german
Gosh your belly is so Alexander
by oksourhuge39423 February 5, 2024
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