run some diagnostics on the commode

A formal way of saying "take a shit"

Tikh: Hey where ya headed to so fast?
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!

by Lil' Enyaw December 11, 2016

Move Some Furniture Around

An innuendo for suggesting sex.

Meg: I'm gonna order some pizza and then we're gonna move some furniture around. You understand?
Castiel: N-no, I don't unders--
Meg: 😈
Castiel: I uNdErStAnD

by mynoduesP sI mynoduesP yM July 24, 2020

giggle me some waffles

A saying to invoke uncontrollable laughter, especially when intoxicated under the influence, aka trippin balls, on lysergic acid diethylamide

Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, giggle me some wafflesssss... *starts laughing out of control* and she says "whaaaaaaat" so I said, "Google me bitch, yean high"

by Firestarterxxxxxx May 17, 2014

you want some fries

When someone is being salty

Kevin - " I'm mad at you you"
Kayla - " you want some fries with that salt"

by coolcowgab June 6, 2016

Find some real estate

In the United States Military, the phrase “Find Some Real Estate” means to find a nice place on the ground to get on your hands and knees and do push-ups.

“Trainee, what the hell did you do?! Find some real estate!”

by ab320747 December 1, 2019

some one that loves you

fictional, nonexistent, a myth,

some one that loves you im to lazy to do this

by c h e s e e May 20, 2021

feeling some type'a way

When you are feeling a range of emotions and cannot pinpoint one singular emotion.

My father threw out everything in my room and that had me feeling some type'a way.

by danbanbadans February 9, 2015