Pottonmouth Fever

Pottonmouth fever is the next level of Xerostomia (dry mouth) when one partakes in the use of marijuana smoking. Symptoms may include: hot sweats, raised body temperature,
an intense craving for cold beverages, the illusion of wearing a chin necklace or a headband, slurred speech, irrational decision-making and an overtly intense, ravenous thirst that would make you sell your grandma to a black market sex slave ring for a bottle of ice cold Arrowhead Water.

Duuude, I just smoked an ounce of weed with my daughter and some guy's wife and we all have a bad case of pottonmouth fever. I'm reluctant to inform you that we have sold your grandmother to the Zulu Nation Gangbang Division for $3.00 worth of delicious, refreshing water.

by Mr.Tank June 3, 2017

Blue Fever

An odd and sexual attraction towards Jewish men.

She is in love and wants to fuck with Jon Ossoff. I think she has Blue Fever.

by PooLover69 February 1, 2021

top fever

Top fever is when you feel the urge to want to constantly top the other person during sex or sexual activities.

Girl: Do you want me to top you this time?
Boy: No, I have top fever and need to top you again

by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023

cooking fever lady

She is a hot creamy filled lady who would look so good naked and in bed

cooking fever lady is so hot you should of seen her last night she had her huge bajonkers out

by Definately.Not.Sarantis March 13, 2022

lockdown fever

Suffering mental and/or physical issues due to being under lockdown.

Man, she's really got lockdown fever this week. She's called me six times in two hours.

by TimTaiwan March 23, 2021

Shoe Fever

A strong urge to buy shoes you can't afford.

" Ughh I got shoe fever but I can't buy anything right now."

by Barlett June 10, 2018

bow fever

a sickness of loving bow hunting. the only cure is ti be up 20 feet in a tree with your boe

hey boss i cant make it to work i have bow fever.

by x IDiESEIL November 12, 2009