imperial dump

The Dump of the EpC.

I'm gonna drop an IMPERIAL dump on you homie.

Please, Elite Pharoah-Cleric, bless me with your Imperial Dump which I shall embrace with my mouth wide open.

by Elite Pharoah-Cleric January 29, 2005

Wet dump

A wet dump is when ejeculate drips from a woman's vagina in one great blob onto the clothing of her partner, or other nearby party (sleeping or awake).

"Oh shit, that girl you had last night did a wet dump on my shirt, gross".

by Cumchugger June 9, 2017

dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent

Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy

by palabra up October 16, 2010

Auto Dump

When you are in a relationship with someone and they tell you something less than appealing and you dump them on the spot

Marie told Steve that she was pregnant so he auto dumped her

by PDXBengalsfan81 November 27, 2010

Bump and Dump

The act of bumping into one's car and just leaving like an asshole.

Joshua is known for being one to Bump and Dump, that's why no one likes him around.

by frogsoot June 20, 2016

crash dump

Something that happens when you wreck your car

You should have seen my pants after I hit that tree, the EMT'seen knew they had a crash dump on their hands.

by Jojo2U January 25, 2016

Recurring Dump

After taking a dump, finishing and exiting the bathroom, you experience the need to take an even larger dump within a short period of time.

This usually happens more than once.

Christian: " Ohh, damn, BRB... gotta take a dump.."
Brady: " Kay..."

- 3 to 5 minutes later -
Christain: " K back"
Brady:" WB
- a few minutes pass -
Christian: " Shit... gotta go again.. Fuck! I hate Recurring Dumps!"
Brady: " I laugh at your misfortune."

by Manbearpig2324 April 2, 2010