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Uno Reverse Card

An Uno Reverse Card is a card typically used in Uno. Use this to direct an insult back at the insulter.
by R3Ked May 26, 2020
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Barbie credit Card

A card you can swipe through a womans ass to get a free blow job. First created around the mid 1950's, when a woman is born, a chip is put into their anus to program this system. Was created to make "blow jobs" much cheaper.
I am so glad these Barbie Credit Cards do not have a max number of usage.
by Mr Evil Betty March 28, 2004
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Pulling your card

Pulling a card is a saying that happens when someone gets extremely disrespected or insulted brutality.
Example of pulling your card
Guy 1: Hey I'm glad I got to know you but I think it's time to be more then friends.
Girl1: Wait this whole time I thought you were gay!! I'm sorry but I don't think you have what I'm looking for.
Guy2: *Laughs really hard* DAMN SHE PULLED YOUR CARD NIGGA!!!!!
(Everyone in the nearby area laughs)
by Ii..Damn.mee September 3, 2016
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Credit card swipe

When you swipe your credit card on the back of a fat guys neck that looks like a pack of hot dogs
Oh sorry June, I thought I paid already but it turns out I just gave pitbull a credit card swipe.
by Dinky Deem and Ki August 22, 2016
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Company Credit Card

When a women goes out for the night, then uses the possibility of having sex and flirting to get all her drinks and dinner bought for her, flirting with her Vagina. Another term for using your Vagina.
Girl A: wow, your bill must have been expensive last night
Girl B: No, I just used the Company Credit Card to charge it...
by thewalter December 17, 2010
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greeting card flatulence

while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.
Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.
by enuss April 12, 2008
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pulling a joker's card

The act of masturbating in the back yard of the girl you are currently stalking and cumming inside of her fire hose. She doesn't have to see you and you don't have to be staring at her, or a picture of her, to be pulling a joker's card.
That bitch won't talk to me, she won't even look at me! I hope she finds me pulling a joker's card on her ass!
by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010
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