The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass
John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.
by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 01, 2024
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bloody whoop

A state of being totally messed up, screwed over, or in a chaotic situation, realizing it all stemmed from past uncontrollable excitement or impulsive decisions. It’s the moment when the thrill of the past catches up and the consequences hit hard.
Quitting my job to start a spontaneous road trip seemed like a great idea at the time... now I'm stuck in the desert with no gas. Bloody whoop.

We went all-in on that crazy business idea, and now we're drowning in debt. Bloody whoop.

I thought getting matching tattoos with my ex was a fun idea. Fast forward to the breakup, and now I'm stuck with her name on my arm. Bloody whoop.

I was so excited about refactoring the entire codebase in one night, but now the app is broken and the deployment is a disaster. Bloody whoop.
by oooveee joenson September 26, 2024
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bloody treat

When she's on her period and you eat her out Ewww!
I'm about to enjoy a bloody treat!
by ThatSceneQueen September 30, 2015
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Bloody Mason

Rotten tooth, gingivitis loogie cum shot in a shot glass.
Andrew took a Bloody Mason and now has covid.
by OlDirtyJews666 August 03, 2022
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Bloody Mason

Act of cumming in a gay man mouth that has rotten teeth and gingivitis. Then he swishes it around in his mouth added blood from his gums. Then spitting it in a shot glass for you to shoot. Like a snowball but pink.
Andrew took a Bloody Mason after plowing David.
by OlDirtyJews666 August 04, 2022
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Bloody Porowski

To do so much coke off of Antoni Porowski's dick that you get a severe nose bleed...
OMG bitch that yacht party was crazy!
What happened?
I ended up with a Bloody Porowski.
Lucky boy!
by Cas_Purrr_Ghost June 21, 2021
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