bear polar

An angry big hairy man who snaps at anything.
Me : Not for nuttin, all jokes aside, you know what i mean. The load is late.

Bear: Roar this is bullshit i'm an angry bear! My bear polar is taking over. ROARRRRR
by dj radness August 05, 2009
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bear rug

Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.

Can be used as a verb or noun.
Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.
by JPPitt March 02, 2011
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Grizzly Bear

No match for the guy on a buffalo.
A grizzly bear is no match for the guy on a buffalo.

"Oh, no! He's gonna chase me! Oh, no. I better just turn around and chase him back. Guess what?! I'm on a buffalo."
by whiteshadow204 October 14, 2011
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teddy bear

1) A small plush toy usually favored by little children (mostly females who consider the toy cute)

2) A nickname for people who's names are Theodore or Teddy
1) my girlfriend really loves her teddy bear

2)"Hey Teddy Bear!"

"Stop calling me that!"
by chucky norrissy October 30, 2009
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honey bears

Similar in function to sticky rice; a term denoting bears who only date other bears.
Bear: "I'm sorry, I can't date you, you're a twink."
Twink: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were one of those honey bears, happy hunting, WOOF!"
by Shaunthecub October 25, 2006
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polar bear

an older gay man who has gray hair, a bear, and is of a hefty size.

usually prefers the company of other "bears" (big gay men) or being the older, more experienced partner for a younger, smoother man.
GRRR! That man is one hot polar bear.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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gay bear

A gay oriented porn video starring a large man.
Dude, I saw my dad in a Gay Bear video last night.
by Mike Oncley September 30, 2006
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