December 2

A day when all Seans, Bens and Darbys have to tie their hair up! Make sure to bring a hair tie just for them! They have to wear it like that all day long TeE HEe

December 2nd is the day where all Bens Sean’s and Darby’s should be scared

by Basically_Bob November 22, 2019

Buttsex 2

It's the same as buttsex but with extra content

Want to have buttsex 2

by Sob emoji May 18, 2019

number 2

a kiddie saying of taking a dump

alright im taking a number 2

by Urbannetwork20 March 12, 2017

March 2

The date of which a small group in Florida attempt to find and beat up a person named Risk.

Friend 1: Ay Seth, y’know what day it is?

Friend 2: March 2nd?

Friend 1: Mhmm, and you know what we do on March 2nd?

Friend 2: Yeah, let’s got beat that little fuckers ass.

by JustABystander November 15, 2021

September 2

September 2 is national grab dick day you go up to your friend and grab their dick.

Girl- hey chris grabs dick
Girl-happy national grab dick day
Guy- I forgot today was September 2

by Mythical god September 1, 2021

2-planker

A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.

Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"

Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"

by 07079 January 21, 2012

2 sex

Instead of getting 1 sex, you instead get 2 sex.

(This achievable by giving your daughter and wife the same name)

Mary I would like to engage in sex. Both your daughter and wife enter the bedroom. You have achieved 2 sex

by Tayne June 14, 2018