by themunky December 10, 2008
Get the pillow fluffer mug.Pillowsexuality is the sexual attraction from a human towards a pillow. Pillowsexuals are often virgins and are between the age of 16-43 but in rare cases can be aged from late 60's to early 80's. When a pillowsexual engages in sexual interactivity with a pillow, they tend to slit a hole in the outer material, leaving just enough space for the man, or woman in some cases, to replicate the female genetalia. If a person believes they are a pillowsexual, 9/10 times they will keep it a secret although in the odd time they don't, it is most likely they will tell a psychiatrist if help is needed or maybe just a few friends for a laugh.
Person 1:"Hey that guy's kinda cute".
Person 2:"Are you kidding? I heard he was a pillowsexual".
Person 1: *Spews all over the floor contemplating how they could possibly have been remotely interested in such a sick weirdo*.
Person 2:"Are you kidding? I heard he was a pillowsexual".
Person 1: *Spews all over the floor contemplating how they could possibly have been remotely interested in such a sick weirdo*.
by Batman is cool May 19, 2018
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Detta swung her foomfy pillows over the side and got up to face another day. Robert Crumb watched approvingly, setting the needle down on his morning Elmore James selection (original, not remastered) before padding back to bed. “The Sky Is Crying” was all he had now, that and Detta’s thighs.
“Rad barrels, bro,” says Caleb, shaking droplets from his hair and holding aloft his longboard at Maverick's.
“Later,” says cousin Om, "Can’t hear you.” Eyes glomming onto the wenches ranged across the sand.
“You always were a thigh bloke,” says Caleb. “When will you wake up to good old fashioned T and A?”
“Them’s my father’s trip,” says Om. “I prefer the pillows.”
“Rad barrels, bro,” says Caleb, shaking droplets from his hair and holding aloft his longboard at Maverick's.
“Later,” says cousin Om, "Can’t hear you.” Eyes glomming onto the wenches ranged across the sand.
“You always were a thigh bloke,” says Caleb. “When will you wake up to good old fashioned T and A?”
“Them’s my father’s trip,” says Om. “I prefer the pillows.”
by Hifalutin! February 10, 2022
Get the Pillows mug.The muffled grunts and groans of a partner open ended definition whise face is buried in a sleeping accessory
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by saanaalle March 17, 2004
Get the pillow talk mug.it is when your so drunk that when your lying down on your piillow you feel like your still moving. In bad cases you feel like your spinning hense the name pillow spin
by currahee October 16, 2008
Get the pillow spin mug.Sam: are you going to Jerry's tonight?
Bethany: no, I don't think so....
Sam: Why? you and I both know he wants you! And that if you go over you will get laid. hard.
Bethany: yeah, but all week I've been feeling rather Pillowless. My bed is just so much more appealing then sex right now.
Bethany: no, I don't think so....
Sam: Why? you and I both know he wants you! And that if you go over you will get laid. hard.
Bethany: yeah, but all week I've been feeling rather Pillowless. My bed is just so much more appealing then sex right now.
by spattie April 23, 2011
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