Flickering Asshole

A person who demonstrates inconsistent assholery.

He’s such a suck up to both teams. Flickering asshole.

Why do you have to be such a flickering asshole? When you want to fuck me up, at least do it right.

by c16a July 4, 2021

Gentleman Asshole

The type of guy that would open doors for his lady but the moment she starts getting out of line he will stand up for himself not caring about the double standards.

“Honey I’m not an asshole, I’m a gentleman asshole, there is a different.”

by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022

Asshole Vibing

When a man and a woman are spooning, the mans penis is inserted into the womans asshole and they just lay there and spoon.

me and my girlfriend were asshole vibing yesterday! it was amazing!

by AetherJK March 13, 2020

asshole-worthiness

a characteristic that guys who say things like "you got over your dead cat really fast" and then try to spin it off as a compliment have

"Yeah, Julian is cool but his asshole-worthiness makes him uncool."

by Cool Cat 224 May 24, 2015

Asshole shotgun

When you have a full ass of popcorn turds and you launch them everywhere.

"Dang I accidentally pulled off a asshole shotgun yesterday"

by cancerous ball o death December 16, 2016

Mute Asshole

Claude Speed

CJ: THAT MUTE ASSHOLE! THAT SNAKE WITHOUT A TONGUE!

by FlyingKP April 8, 2023

Sherlock's Asshole

When you put pipe tobacco between your butt cheeks, you rub it well by performing twerks and then you fart inside a friend's pipe's bowl so that you stack the tobacco inside, ready to be smoked and enjoyed.

I went to Bob's house yesterday. He kindly offered to give me a Sherlock's Asshole, so we sat by the fireplace, drank some whisky and smoked our pipes. It was a great night!

by Doctor Strangelove's Pet September 3, 2016