weenie tard

1. A person of low fortitude and lower intelligence.

2. A person who doesn't know where "it" is supposed to go.

1. Jee broke his leg running away from a neighbor's chihuahua. What a weenie tard.

2. That weenie tard tried to stick it in her belly button.

by RipD May 14, 2008

Flash Tard

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.

Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.

by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011

Pre-tard

Referred to as a stupid dumbass who does/says questionable things but has not quite achieved the full status of 'retard'.
A 'retard' in the making.
Padawan retard.
Trainee hillbilly/redneck.
The prequel to 'retard'.

Man 1 - "I can't believe Billy said that to John. What a stupid mother fucker".

Man 2 - "The guy is void of any brain cells. He's a total Pre-tard".

George went to the shop for some milk and came back with a hooker. What a Pre-tard.

by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022

tard factory

a facility were a lot of stupid people are made or become stupid due to overexposure to misleading propaganda that leaves a person in a state of ignorance and stupidity

Washington DC is the Biggest tard factory in all human history

by lord turd December 1, 2015

Report Tard

The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.

I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 19, 2015

Mus-tard

A Mustang owning retard.

Yet another douchey Carbondale Mus-tard.
His car looks like a toaster with wheels & a racing stripe...

by DerpyDouche November 11, 2015

L-TARD

Someone called Lauren who is a retard.

"brazil is in Africa"
"You L-Tard"

by Mooseyface79 October 22, 2011