spit some beech nut in your eye

The act of putting a wad of tobacco in yer lipper and spitting a stream in another mans or womans eye

Andy here gets angry at his teacher so he puts in a nice ole wad an he "spit some beech nut in your eye" causing severe pain and blindness.

by Hanks Jr. February 22, 2014

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I'll make you eat your parents

A phrase uttered by Cartman on south park a few times throughout the fifth season. Cartman, in the show, actually DID make Scott Tennerman eat his own parents. I should also mention, that that episode is by far the best episode of south park. (Scott Tennerman Must Die)

"I'll make you eat your parents."
"What? What did you say?"
"Nothing."

by beattie April 11, 2005

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Give your girlfriend flowers day

20th May

Give that special girl the love she deserves

Get her the most gorgeous bouquet of flowers and the biggest box of chocolates your eyes have ever seen

70%of women have probably never had flowers or chocolates so prove to yo lady that she's your one and only

Give your girlfriend flowers day
Get out if bed and get it her now

by Luckygirlscharm06 May 20, 2021

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Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen?

common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....

Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"

by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008

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