couch shit trap

the act of shitting between two couch cushions and letting an unexpected person sit on it

after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it

by jommy cash February 2, 2010

Crying In The Shit House

A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.

Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

Dog food shit

The kind of shit you take the morning after a long night of drinking. Not quite solid, not quite watery. Just a lump of shit that resembles dog food.

"Bill, come in the bathroom..."

"Why?"

"I had 6 pints of Guiness last night and I took the most richeous dog food shit!"

"Mondo sweet. Dont flush. I wanna see."

by Anthony Argiropoulos August 3, 2008

on some detox shit

Something so extraordinary that it would definitely live up to the expectations set by Dr. Dre's over-hyped and long-awaited album Detox

"Damn look at that fly girl over there. She is definitely on some detox shit"

by drumac January 24, 2011

Bat Shit Crazy

Being crazy to the point where you need help

"Dude did you see Assir?"

"Yeah! That dude's fucking bat shit crazy!"

by AWithoutE June 5, 2016

Shark shit pussy

A women's vagina is so unpleasant in odor, it smells similar to as if a dead fish was digested and shit out of a shark.

That bitch was straight recking on like some, shark shit pussy!

by Littlet831 July 10, 2016

rip shit and bust

Over confidante and/or enthusiastic to the point that you ruin what ever you were trying to do.

Yeah, I'd employ him but he's rip shit and bust so I can't leave him alone or he'll fuck everything up.

by garmology January 2, 2020