wet noodle

a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water

owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!

by i like to move it move it!!!! January 21, 2009

Wet Fish

A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.

I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.

by theboyos April 4, 2013

wet wiggly

A term refering to the state of the penis (usually after sexual intercourse, swimming, or masturbation) where it is both limp and wet.

David had a wet wiggly after getting out of the cold pool.

by niggamac July 10, 2006

Wet Work

Sexual act consisting of a men peeing on another men, often for money.

As seen in Horrible Bosses. Not to be confused with Wet Work -> assassination.

by Spiniox November 29, 2011

Wet Seal

a great store. you should shop there.

i love shopping at wet seal!

by fksldfsad September 23, 2006

wet gretta

The aftermath of your diarrhea splashing back up on you while on the toilet.

Dude, your sister totally started gagging after licking the back of my balls because I didn't clean up the wet gretta.

by creeper80818486 April 19, 2020

Wet Yeti

A man, usually unaware of his own stench due to his lack of hygiene. He will tend to look similar to a mountain man, but lives in the city. Always is a mouth-breather, and can usually be spotted if holding a banjo and wearing hipster glasses. He is very hairy, and appears wet at all times. Thus the term "wet yeti"

"Do you not see the wet yeti over at the coffee shop? Lets not go there, chances are the whole place is going to reek of cabbage and bare feet."

by ladyrae July 5, 2012